Nockers

 
NOK-urz

 

Young Nocker Grump

 
Overview

 
         Nockers are the joy of creation combined with frustrated perfectionism. The divine inspiration of  an inventor, and the unbridled annoyance when reality refuses to live up to the image that inspiration was based on. They are the consummate inventors of the fae, but are not generally popular with fae outside of their kith due to a tendency to apply their perfectionism to other people as well as their own creations.
           Nockers can create physical or chimerical machines to do almost anything anyone might ever want done, but their creations tend to be so complicated that no one else can even tell what they are for, let alone understand them well enough to perform repairs. Seelie Nockers tend to work with traditional technologies such as steam and straight mechanics, while Unseelie Nockers are fascinated with modern technology. There are, of course, exceptions to both rules.
        Nockers have a shorthand version of interaction in which creative cursing and insults are substituted for all pleasantries. Unfortunately, they have a tendency to carry this convention across into their relations with other Fae. A nocker will cheerfully call someone the misbegotten child of a camel and a rotary wrench, and be truly aghast when the individual gets upset. The nocker was only being nice, after all. On the other hand, when a  Nocker actually gets angry, their vocabulary and experience in creating new phrases makes the resulting expletives a wonder rivalling their inventions- if they aren't aimed at you.
         Nockers have an unrivaled ability with machines. This is half knowledge, and half intimidation. Machines know what a Nocker can do with a socket wrench and a magnetic screwdriver, and would like to avoid that at all costs. A Nocker can literally scare cranky machines into functioning properly. Their own creations, other than being overly complex to most people's eyes, work perfectly to their specs. Much to the frustration of the creators, however, Nocker creations are always a little bit off in some not terribly significant way that annoys the hell out of the Nocker who made it- "It's not supposed to BLINK, dammnit!"- but which does not interfere with the actual function of the device. Some of the flaws are merely annoying, some make it more difficult to use, and some are downright pains in the ass, but they are almost always not on any of the characteristics the Nocker was paying attention to, which keeps them very frustrated about that one thing they "forgot". They hold themselves to just as high of standards as they hold everything else, and missing those details gets on their nerves.

 
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